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You never go full Riker (pixelfed.social)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by negativenull@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website
 

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)
  • 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.

  • 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.

  • 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.

  • 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So 'God Ransom' but with a beard and more rizz?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You need to flip that last 'r' upside down...

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

No that's what I'm giving him

wait...

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, that would have been a perfect title for this!

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It’s not too late to edit! Q bless Lemmy

[–] BertramDitore@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Can’t forget the Thomas Riker!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What episode is this from? I just binged the whole series last weekend and don't remember this

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Easily my favorite episode. The visual and written humor lays out both how insane the Borg challenge is while simultaneously illustrating Boimler's Kirk-level talent for defeating impossible odds. Scoring 100% seems to require no less than:

  • Transport onto a Borg cube armed with nothing but a phaser
  • Teach the Borg queen empathy
  • Defeat the Borg queen at chess
  • Capture five Borg prisoners
  • Rescue ten Borg babies
  • Set the cube for self destruct
  • Establish subspace comms to schedule rendezvous with Starfleet
  • Steal an escape pod and escape the doomed cube
[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

One viewing isn't enough to absorb all the greatness.

[–] theinspectorst@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did he take the risk with fake sideburns when he could have just ... grown sideburns?

https://youtu.be/MVFWJ6DxVZc

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Sideburns are a William thing. And thus anathema to all Thomases. Thomasii. Thomasse? Whatever.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

0.75 Rikers

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just imagine, with all those parallel universes, there was almost definitely a Riker with an even bigger beard.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Now that's a Smart dressed Man.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What have you done

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

This is terrific, but why isn't panel 3 a picture of Thomas Riker? Literally the second Riker, who also has a fuller beard (Thomas doesn't shape his beard the way Will does).