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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by negativenull@lemm.ee to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.
2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.
3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.
4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So 'God Ransom' but with a beard and more rizz?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You need to flip that last 'r' upside down...

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

No that's what I'm giving him

wait...

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot