What the duck
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- If you feel strongly that you want politics back, please volunteer as a mod.
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report the message goes away and you never worry about it.
You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.
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Must look into.
Can't be
We fucks inside the car
It looks bigger on the inside
That is NOT what she said
Thanks for the fuck shack
-dirty Mike and the boys
Which fuck?
Duck. I meant to say duck.
FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy
I know, but its funnier this way, so i'm going to leave it.
Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!
The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?
The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car
Some considerations for you:
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Duck cars
Car for witches
There are some big as fuck SUVs though.
No that's just a typo, it's a big ass-fuck SUV actually.
I see you've trained your autocorrect well
Shit. I meant to say duck, not fuck.
edit: a letter.
Truly it's a crime that emoji are not true to scale
The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.
Seems fun ngl.
All the emojis should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel
Real fuck, toy car
This isnβt true, the duck is just much closerβ¦
Great, now I can't unsee the close duck.