this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
737 points (96.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

28677 readers
3097 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] stevegiblets@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

What happened to his ozempic bod?

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out

[–] pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Too much HGH

[–] rippersnapper@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The butt implants were a mistake.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

[–] martin4598@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Behold the master race

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 110 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 147 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

load more comments (10 replies)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[–] SamboT@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That might be a part of it, but...

(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)

Titlemusk

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (10 replies)
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›