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[–] python@lemmy.world 169 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 35 points 1 month ago

My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's an urban underground train.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's an underwater vehicle

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

She is an HTML element that specifies inline text that should be displayed as a subscript.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are also "switches," which are people who are in charge of switching the stereo on and off.

"Power bottoms" are folks who stay on the ground floor and ensure that the building is receiving proper electrical flow so the music can continue. Really important stuff.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are clearly a person of wisdom and I wish to subscribe to your news letter.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Good vibes though

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] slacks9579@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really depends on the anime/show. My best example of this is Hellsing. The Japanese VA talent is fine, but the English, particularly for Alucard is so much better - he has a menacing quality that is perfect for the character. Plus, it's set in England, so hearing English accents is more immersive.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL. English dub GOATS that I can’t watch in anything other than dub

[–] galanthus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (12 children)

If you don't speak Japanese, why would you watch anime in Japanese? Do you watch all films you do not know the original languages of with subtitles?

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Yes. I do prefer to watch films not in English in their original language.

The only exception would be very fast dialogue or multiple people speaking at once. But I can read at the speed of most movie speech.

I prefer to watch stuff in languages I know with subtitles as well.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Yes.

  1. It's good if you have interest in the language.
  2. I might sound harsh, but the performance of most English VA cannot compare with Japanese VA.
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not a huge anime fan, so don't really care as much with regards to animated stuff... But for me it makes a HUGE difference with live action.

If the actors' mouths don't line up exactly with the voices, it's a major distraction for me and I cannot pay attention to literally anything else happening on screen. This is even the case when it's English, but the audio track is slightly off-sync. Drives me up a wall.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You are asking why adults would prefer to watch stuff in their original language lol

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[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 6 points 1 month ago

If you pull up original translated subtitles and an English dub on the same video. You'll often find that meanings and intent can also vary because dubbers have to tweak stuff to make the flow work in a completely different language. I've seen several anime episodes where lines of text changed meaning because of this.

Also English VA are just not as good as expressing feelings in tone of voice. Japanese in general seems (from an outsider's flawed perspective) to have more tonal qualities that impart on me as the listener more obvious tones (excited, angry, what-have-you). Especially with the way the JP VAs play into it more.

So yes, I prefer to watch Anime in the original JP, and I keep English subs on for stuff that I don't understand. Over time though I seem to understand more and more without reading the direct English translation.

I will admit that I don't watch a whole lot of other foreign content though. I'd imagine I'd do the same with Polish/German content though as I've grown up around both (family) that I could probably glean similar understanding as I do with Anime now. But other languages I probably would just look for an EN dub.

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[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.

https://youtu.be/8d8ZNsSaxPk&t=47

If you watch Squid Game in English Dub, it becomes a comedy 🤣

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

slaps roof

This bad girl can fit so many seamen!

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uhhmmm, Sir? I'm an Italian cold cut... 👀

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

... and this is a Subway®

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides"

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago

Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Oh... My mistake. What's it like down at the bottom of the ocean?"

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

"oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence"

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Right, is this all in context?

What’s going on at this party?

Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

Which one is being awkward here?

[–] galanthus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".

[–] girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

I actually laughed out loud at this assessment. Pretty sure this is not how it went, but... bah, take my upvote.

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[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago

"hey baby why don't we head back to my dry dock"

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Submarine, but you can call me Mary

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

The funny part is how both of you could only see your own usage of the word. Hilarious for her to become shocked.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

... and that's why I want search engines to not record my search history.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a substitute for another guy

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I look pretty tall but my heels are high.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That's how dating is in the Midwest too. Person's got a skill issue

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