this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 68 points 8 months ago

I thought sexualized police officer costumes have been a thing for awhile now tho?

[–] MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

David Cameron visibly sweating.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Fuck you got there before me

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm already a sexy pig.

Oink oink.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

idk when I'll use this, but clearly it comes in handy

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 15 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I guarantee you this is an entire fetish

[–] Shialac@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, Miss Piggy has been around since the 70s

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Exactly my thoughts

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Rule 34 after all.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 8 months ago

There was literally an American ad where a woman chased her husband dressed as a pig around the house until their kids walked in...

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Well who hasn't heard of "porkin" before?

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Clowngirls are getting too much attention for pork girls to be in the spotlight

[–] Teon@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When did the Halloween 2023 theme become bestiality?
Can we go back to necrophilia zombies and demons already?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, but it traumatized me when I saw it, so I needed to share.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're pretty new to the Internet I see. You'll get used to it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This wasn't the Internet, this was real life!

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you shot the picture..Sorry, I misunderstood.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Yes, I needed others to feel my pain.

[–] supanovadova@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do they expect the end to be like a butt plug? How does that attach otherwise?

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Oh good, that will work perfectly on my opposite end velcro dress.

Also, it just looks like a loop to me so anything ribbon or string would work.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I could see people trying to fuck miss piggy

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I couldn't even see Kermit trying to fuck Miss Piggy.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

'Sexy' pig?

Redundant.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 8 months ago

Should've been a butt plug

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

New sexy cop outfit?

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

There's a person using the midjourney bot on their discord that would fucking love this.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now you can dress up as your favorite presenter, Jim Haggerty from his hit series Porkin Across America.

(As a warning, this series gets weird and very disturbing)

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Porkin Across America

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/V4rUiV_Hh74?si=leM009pS0m7erKeL

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Enough that if you don't feel shame paying for it, you're probably a psychopath.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I would totally buy it and send it to the local police station. If it costs less than $20.