this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I see you prefer pilot to co-pilot.

I've always been a fan of pilot to bombadier:

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

First to poop opens a trapdoor under the other guy

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Squid Game: Slumdog Millionaire Edition

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The dunkey podcast / youtube channel?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Please turn me on,

I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

So show me yours, I'll show you mine~

(I laughed so hard reading that, ha 🎶)

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But how do you make eye contact?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

They didn't photograph the rear view mirror

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

This is simply synchronized shitting.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 13 points 4 weeks ago

For you and the homie to hold hands while dropping dual diabolical duces.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

Rules are as follows:

  • Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

  • The first one to shit wins.

  • If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That's face-to-face.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.

(we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves "was that splashback mine...?"

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Come out man!" "I can't! I'm playin Shit!" "But you can play Shit OUTSIDE!" "SAY WHAAAAAT??"

DUAL PortaPotty. It's like a Shit, you can play outside.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure if you're joking but that was a real ad campaign for the PSP that was just. Perfect lol

https://youtu.be/s8cG3AZjaD8

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You'll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Classic shitpost.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 4 weeks ago

Haha they had one of these at the last camp job I worked at. The boys couldn’t figure it out. Like why?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Extraordinarily cursed

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Is it co-op or PvP?