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"How to dispose of mercury"
Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought
Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
Died running indoors with limited space.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
βLoving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Dayβ
Huh. Weird.
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Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
Comforting a dying cat :(
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old PokΓ©mon game. Nostalgia must hit.
It's OP hitting on me π³
:(
Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
How to drink Prune Juice
Learning how to fight girls...
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So⦠an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
I die building a pigeon coop.
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
Walking a Guinea pigβ¦ they must be absolutely ferocious little thingsβ¦
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???