stolen from Joscelyn
And remember kids: thanks to the FOIA, it's not a crime to own or distribute TM-31-210 and TM-32-201-1
At least, not yet. Get em while you can!
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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I mean yeah, but... y'know...
Exactly. Don't threaten politicians. Just wish horrible things upon them that are acts no human being could ever carry out. Let God do the dirty work for you. That way it's not a threat.
Dear Lord in Heaven, please open a sink hole directly beneath the president and his cabinet, and have the Earth swallow them whole, never to be seen again. Bend the earth to your will as if the bowels of Hell itself were reaching up to finally claim their own.
I also recommend wishing lightning strikes, wild animal maulings, and just good old-fashioned heart attacks upon people. I personally think Trump being mauled to death by a wild bald eagle would be an incredibly fitting way for the fat bastard to finally die.
It's perfectly legal to wish death upon evil men. It's only a true threat if it's actionable. And it clearly cannot be actionable if it's something no human being has any control over.
That's why I said a wild bald eagle!
Just a reminder, it's very difficult to erase anything from the Fediverse and Lemmy chats are not private.
I am sexually attracted to curtains
Tagging you as 'curtain fucker'
One time I passed a horse in the street. A bunch of times, actually.
I have also caught a fish with my bare hands. One time after I threw a rock at it. I have also fished from camelback, and I was wearing pajamas. I have also chased a fish in a Louisiana state park (we were playing tag). I got a fish drunk in Cleveland. I have also used dynamite to fish in Pennsylvania.
There are a lot of laws about fish
I murdered your mother
Here is a great PSA for these trying times regarding what things are illegal to say. https://youtu.be/rUft70iHHdM
In Minecraft
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listen, everything seems really really funny until there's an FBI agent sitting you down at a table with a printout of it. Tends to suck the humor right out of your shitposting.