[-] archonet@lemy.lol 94 points 2 months ago

I go to Lemmy to escape the depression and the depression has followed me here, marvelous

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How ’bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah yes, the four axes of the political compass: gay, tankie, loser, and French.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 39 points 3 months ago

"that's a nice story, tree. say, let me tell you a story. One day, a twat had a chainsaw..."

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 27 points 4 months ago

well see he's out actually serving his country, unlike you, bone spurs.

I'm not the biggest fan of our military, but I have respect for the hard working people who are a part of it, two things -- respect and hard work -- Donald Trump knows fuck-all about.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 48 points 4 months ago

ah yes, cumlauts

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 29 points 5 months ago

lots of people use bofa! >!bofa deez nuts!<

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn't get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I'd order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 25 points 6 months ago

in my experience, the sooner you accept that life is terrible and full of pain and misery, the sooner you cease to be surprised by it being terrible and full of pain and misery.

tl;dr "this might as well happen, I guess"

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

No, say it ain't so!

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 124 points 7 months ago

which is a hilarious threat because the #1 way to make my viewing experience worse would be turning off my ad blocker, lmao

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 43 points 7 months ago

Microsoft why are you trying to pull an Elon and destroy your own brand, stop that -- what, after all, has a dedicated keyboard key on Windows keyboards, and has for decades?

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