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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 68 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The twist: she's not breastfeeding the dog, the dog is breastfeeding her.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Second twist: the dog is a happily collared and pampered trans puppy girl so it's fully consensual.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 6 days ago
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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

My ex sister in law actually did this with a new puppy :( It took weeks to convince them not to and I suspect they were still doing it in secret for longer

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Probably shouldn't be showing this but okay...

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that possibly kill the dog though? In any case, look up a nearby biology lab, your ex-SIL's dog might be an interesting research specimen. I wonder what it does to the intestinal flora of the dog.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Apparently it's not that dangerous. https://wagwalking.com/sense/can-dogs-drink-breast-milk

The other way around (humans drinking dog milk) is simply impractical because a bitch has 8 tiny nipples with very little milk in them, and they don't like being milked at all.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

Well, there is a difference between the dog drinking some breast milk, and a puppy being brought up on it. Babies get their gut biome from their mothers with breastfeeding, so if it wouldn't cause a constant diarrhea and dehydration death, it could be interesting and shed light on some human medical topics even.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 6 days ago

I'm not really sure you actually want my browser history on this topic. Anyway, there's very little research, besides comparing the types of milk.

Wikipedia is probably the most interesting to read, because it explains some reasoning of why it has been practiced historically. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_breastfeeding

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

8 tiny scientists

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.

You mean women do it too?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Breastfed?

I would have thought it was inkfed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ARE YOU A SQUID? No.

Don't try to appropriate my culture!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But a squid isn't a mammal so they shouldn't have mammary glands.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You shouldn't have mammary glands either, but you don't see me going around telling everyone.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And I suppose you do something sick and twisted like store it in a carton in the fridge. I know your kind.

No actually I'm severely lactose intolerant.

Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Huh, well, that's an odd route you've forced my brain to take this morning. I'm now having to wonder... dogs and cats drink by lapping up liquids as adults. They don't really have lips like humans do. How do they suckle as infants?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I imagine it's a combination of having a gum ridge like human babies (which can HURT, btw), having more agile tongues than humans, and the fact that their adorable little howl faces can still generate enough of a seal.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago

Calves, lambs and kids don't suck with a vacuum neither. They just kinda chew.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

For her and her dog’s sake

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

It wasnt hard to find the original, 10 years old tweet: https://x.com/radtoria/status/524381421217906689

On some screenshots the profile picture is the same as in this post, but the username is still ghost mom, so I guess thats her old picture.

Name is censored, because at some point this was reposted by a shitty repost bot, and some repost checking systems can be worked around by removing random words, or something similar

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think some subreddits have "no identifying info" rules which includes usernames. could be something like that too.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Fixed the link, it was me who messed up

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Humor is subjective of course, but I think "dog" replaced with "husband" would have worked better.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You want her to marry her dog?

[–] tinned_tomatoes@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

thanks for participating <3

Humour is subjective of course, but I think "husband" replaced with "wife" would have worked better.

Had me in the first half, ngl.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Suck the Flabby Udder?

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

sweater puppies

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You had me in the second half, I'm gonna lie

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm NOT offended that you are breast feeding your dog .... I'm offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk

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