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[–] superkret@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
(In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They mention god a lot huh

[–] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, but it's God as we understand Him so it's totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:

  • Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
  • Having God remove all these defects of character
  • Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
  • Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God
  • Praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
  • Carrying this message to other alcoholics

You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 9 points 1 week ago

Don't do drugs, you'll end up religious

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fuck bro

a hint would be nice

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's clearly a ground worm.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

An elephant ?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

That's not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

make it a double, you earned it!

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

It's Pikachu!

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone knows giraffes don't exist

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

True. Maybe a unicorn then?

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?

[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My favorite kind of erfly!

[–] python@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Can't tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it's filthy!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some kind of bird with a long tail ?

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Obviously a cheetah

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

It's an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

An elephant!

[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

easy.... that's an armadillo!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Black eyes, and I'm getting a sense of dread... Darth Vader?

[–] Apathy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It’s John Xina

[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

This is a tough one, but if you look carefully in the bottom right you'll see a nope rope.

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