this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yea id reply the same way...

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I'm concentrated watching something she doesn't care about.

One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.

Haven't been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she's always on guard.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is.

That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How big are the trash piles, and how rashy is your kids ass?

We play the long game of doing the easier chores (or that one of us don’t mind as much), so that when the stinky ones come up we can bargain about it. Like normal lazy parents.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh it all gets done, but I was more talking about the haggling over the undesirable chores. We aren't scabies riddled trash yetis over here

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

... I can only imagine her fingernail scratched the shit of you. Did that not hurt? Even short nails would hurt me. My schnozz is sensitive. Lol

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mercedes plantation grew well this year.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Koji to jezik?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Also the ghost kind

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I love sending my friends weird memes with zero context late at night and it's one of my favourite hobbies.

[–] occultist8128@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago

ima send scary pics when it's 3am

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mostly lo-fi art?

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.