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Anon gets rid of crackheads (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

just renewed my rent. It went up 30%

Flies a drone above anon

Drone speaker: "Womp womp"

[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why you befriend them instead of scaring them away.

Until the fact that you befriended them gets you fired because it scares your coworkers.

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[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This whole comment section is nuts. Who knew a green text about drones and crackheads could set off such vitriol filled discussions about gendered language, homelessness, and whether human dignity can be measured in dollars?

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[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This one's for every friend who got taken off the streets
So the upper class could sleep, so the upper class could sleep
I'll miss the spraypaint and slashed tires.

-Pat "the Bunny" Schneeweis

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