[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I've been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I have over 500 titles in my backlog of shame (loads of freebies, but still shameful). If I play a new game every week, it'll take me 10 years to get through it.

What if some are absolute bangers and I sink 300+ hours in? I'll never be finished!

But what if none of them are? For 10 years I'd have slogged through a quagmire of mediocrity for nothing other than to tick a series of boxes.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago

Anxiety has entered the chat

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Theft is up? Raise prices to compensate.

Increased headwind on distribution trucks? Raise prices to compensate.

Mars is in retrograde? Raise prices to compensate.

Supply stabilized and reduced our costs on goods? Raise prices to compensate.

Its not exactly a threat if you're going to do it anyway!

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago

"How can I fix this so I don't have to throw it away?"

"Go back in time, idiot!"

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 months ago

It's always been okay. Conservatives don't give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em... as long as there's human suffering to be had!

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 months ago

The year is 6000BCE. Time traveling Danielle Smith rallies against planting farms to preserve natural beauty. Insists hunting is a much more practical food source and will continue to serve humanity's needs indefinitely.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 months ago

If only there were some sort of governing body that could regulate things like that...

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago

It's Blizzard.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago

I'll concede aluminium when the Brits adopt platinium

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago

An asteroid the size of 5000 9mm rounds weighing as much as 4000 kilos of seized cocaine

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 45 points 10 months ago

I think the subtext is if you are a climate change denier, you're a moron or a liar.

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