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[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

You guys are getting Christmas bonuses!?

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

We got a questionnaire to fill out which resulted in one 'lucky' winner getting a £20 love to shop voucher.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I once got smoked trout as a Christmas bonus, the year before that a 250g bag of coffee.

Now I work for a company that looks after it's employees, we had pizza like 3 times just before Christmas. One order was for about 50 pizzas for about 80 staff

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

So 5 slices each, assuming 8 slice pizzas. Doesn't sound bad, depending on the size of the pizzas.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I got a company branded reusable tote bag this year.

ETA: forgot to mention I already shrank the tote in the wash.

[–] ImmodestMouse@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I got a branded puffy vest. I don't really get the point of vests. If they had something similar with sleeves it seems like that would be way better.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

For warmth, don't really understand it. For fashion, safety or having a shit tonne of pockets they'rrrrreee great!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah where I live there are usually around 14 days a year when a t shirt and vest is really nice to wear outside

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

I wear a vest often. The point for me is pockets. Lots of pockets.

My normal pants are pocketless and shirts don’t come with anything beyond a tiny little thing that can’t hold a pen well. The vest isn’t too hot for indoors, helps insulate more outdoors, and has huge pockets.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I wear a vest quite often because it's easier to put on without raising my arms to shoulder height.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Same here. The pizza ran out in the first 10 minutes, and many employees got nothing.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Did they give you enough paid break time to eat it?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago

Break? No one's taken a break at the krusty krab since the chum famine of '59

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I know that this is meant to be about bad worker/owner relationships but that pizza looks delicious

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I take it you've never had it before.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

IDK, is it a shitty brand? It looks like a pizza hut chicken supreme, but , due to the random quality of chain food, where you sometimes get dogshit, this one seems to have randomly had the cheese and toppings cooked just right for the cheese to start developing a bit of a crust but still have a great texture for the toppings.

Like, this is the holo-rare edition of that particular pizza hut pizza.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

This pizza isn't available to the public. I don't know where it comes from, but every company in America gets the same exact pizza for the office. Im not even kidding. Its somehow always that pizza.

It might be good when it's hot. No one knows for sure.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 21 hours ago

Pizza? Luxury. We got told we won't get laid off yet and we should be happy. They aren't wrong, I suppose.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Five slices! Dam!

[–] Moose@moose.best 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm not sure whats worse, pizza or my bonus.

My Christmas bonus:

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Lucky bastard