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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 117 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Any network I join is a wide anal network

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[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Decentralized encrypting shitting

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gonna need fiber for that.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Stream of subconscious

[–] NigelSimmons@startrek.website 31 points 4 days ago

I'll leave this here...

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 33 points 4 days ago

One word -

Airgap

[–] kasagawa@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Ew, thanks I love it

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I need more broadband because my upload is too big

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

there's enough data in my bum i don't want more

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

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[–] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 15 points 4 days ago

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Aka the sphincternet.

[–] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

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Reading this while on the shitter

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Honestly terrifies me

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

It's a comforting thought 😌

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago

Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network

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