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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it’s kind of funny. I think it’s kind of sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I find it kind of bussin', I find it kind of cap. The dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap.

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's an Ohio world

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Only real sigmas will understand 🐺🐺🥀🥀

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cut my life in two pizzas

This is my plastic fork

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

I was only a fish, i was only a fish

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is my biggest bork*

[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2007? Drunk me posted the opening lyrics of feel good Inc as my fake facebook status update 2 days ago. Happy holidays indeed.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 1luv8008135@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not under my real name or email. Deleted FB over a decade ago but friends insisted I have an account so they’re able to send me events etc.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhhhhhhh duh gotcha

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t need 2007 for that 😎

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I push my fingers into my eyes...

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure I actually did post that on FB once upon a time 😂

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Slipknot - Duality

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How dare you accuse me of just wanting attention!

What about this lyric makes you think it's a cry for help!?

"I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, killll mee, I want to die!!"

-The Wedding Singer sound track.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Status: Sorry I can't be perfect.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Tom did it right. He is what all social media execs should have been (afaik, he may be a terrible person in secret but all evidence I've seen points to the contrary). He built a popular site, made his money, then fucked off into the sunset without trying to ruin society for a bit more money.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

For older millennials, this could be a different tom.

(Fulp v Anderson)

[–] theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Their newer stuff is excellent!

Is it? I haven't listened to anything beyond 08's album.

Their pre Hawthorne band "A Day in the Life" recently got a Spotify release though so I enjoyed revisiting that recently!

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never meant to hurt you when I took it all away

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yo that song's great though