this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?
In my case, at least one
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
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Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon
fake because tim is marrying a girl
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
CHOO CHOO
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.
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This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
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Real and bi
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
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Americans marry early. And often.
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
"hear me out man"
"I have an idea for a great prank."
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?
I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.
I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.
I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.
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I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.
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If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
What about touching other peoples' dicks?
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