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[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What an esoteric reference.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

What a brutal reference.

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.

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[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 28 points 12 hours ago

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 50 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 11 points 7 hours ago

1000010380

Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Have you been an AI long?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Oh damn you're not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

Uh, because it's a waste of time!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

yes once, to gain its power. why?

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 4 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn't have to.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it's about time you did!

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 65 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I tried once.. Total waste of time.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 47 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, that would...Wait a minute!

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 18 hours ago

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 36 points 18 hours ago

That LLM can shitpost

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 95 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(

I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 14 hours ago

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

These LLMs can be very inconsistent.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?

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