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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

This ended way less fucked up than I thought a concept called "sisterpilled", from 4chan, was going to go.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, trust me, you don't want a brother to fight with. I have some PTSD from fighting and running away from home once.

I'd rather just be born as a girl and have a sister, that'd be so much better. Instead, on this timeline, I have been diagnosed with depression (and undiagnosed CPTSD).

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it's over, sisters are cold blooded.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Oh really?

😧

Okay maybe I take that back then.

I wish to be the only child.

Genie please grant my wish. 🥺

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's aight. Parents divorced tho

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey's paw thing

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you're bored.

Oh I can annoy internet strangers.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around

And desert you

(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉

snip snip

My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it's way better than being completely alone.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago

My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.

[–] odium@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They really got patents for everything these days, huh?

Lol, I'm leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't be sexist. You can fight your sister.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.

I played with monster high dolls with my sister. :3

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

This is just people who don't fulfill someone else's idea of who they should be so they feel they're the wrong person.

If you're less insecure and more confident in yourself and accepting of who you are, that would be the difference that makes you successful. Not "I grew up with a sister" or some other incel bullshit.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure that's a doujin backstory

[–] monke@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf, this is literally me