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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.

[–] odium@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They really got patents for everything these days, huh?

Lol, I'm leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.