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[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 78 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Read the text ya’ll, it’s Coke.

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coke never has the water button on it though

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But why? I thought you could assign it to wherever you wanted?

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's assigned to a drink that isn't carbonated. If there isn't one then water gets its own dispenser.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s not coke. Coke or Pepsi is always on the end because it’s the most frequently changed and that’s the easiest position to replace.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That’s mildly interesting and something I would have died never knowing. Thanks for that tidbit

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EvilZ@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago

Whitney Houston had cocaine problems I believe....

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

trump could have been fanta

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, missed oppurtunity

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Columbian gold, Texas snow

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that's what they meant when the Texas power grid failed...

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish the author used punctuation instead of emojis

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gotta move with the times, man. Emojis are a great way to add tone to text-based conversation for those who didn’t grow up in IRC chatrooms, learning to apply tone to the text itself.

Excessive use of emojis can be annoying, but in concept I think they’re fine.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect, well done!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta move with the times, man.

Ironically, kids were held back for this mess.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ahh snow in summer

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Next thing you know, ol' Jed heads a cartel

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s Hi-C as in she hit that high C in the song 😂

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Greatest Soda Of All

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Guys, she drowned in a bath. It’s water.

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Twice as sweet as sugar

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I believe the soda is our future.
Drink it well, and let it hydrate ya.
Swallow all the sugar that it has inside
Then swallow your sense of pride
To make it easier
To let the children's laughter
Remind you it goes to your thighs.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chaka Khan?

[–] gac11@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the pic on the right was Kamala Harris and couldn't figure out wtf drink it could be. Had to read the comments and do a double take to realize it's Whitney Houston