Deceptichum

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners, the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-barred fighting.

Liandri Mining Corporation, working with the NEG, established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. The fights' popularity grew with their brutality.

Soon, Liandri discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. The professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and skilled warriors in known space, selected to fight in a Grand Tournament.

Now it is 2341. 50 years have passed since founding of DeathMatch. Profits from the Tournament number in the hundreds of billions.

You have been selected to fight in the professional league by the Liandri Rules Board. Your strength and brutality are legendary.

The time has come to prove you are the best. To crush your enemies. To win the Tournament.

You'd what?

Ohhh right, the kids head is also visible. That’s way less psychotic now, thanks.

So that’s his own portrait he hung on the wall?

Now they can do the walk of shame as a Google product.

How do I ask a question, “?”,

Oh it is, you just opt-in to not using that piece of shit Twitter.

Germans really need permits for everything.

Here we don’t need to be allowed to call them that, we just can.

Wow I used to like Nick Cave, but fuck that Nazi supporter now.

Nah even credibility is subjective to MBFC.

I thought everybody loves Raymond?