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Intel (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hyperthread the CEOs for maximum throughput

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They got rid of hyperthreading in Gen 15.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We can discuss that option after we have minimum 8 P-CEOs and 10 E-CEOs

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The SPECTRE of multithreading is known to cause Intel to MELTDOWN. Not for ME, that's for sure.

At least somebody else was RYZEN to the challenge.

Sorry I'll go now.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Na, just say your going to have two CEO’s to work twice as fast but really just give one CEO Twice as much work.

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 43 points 3 weeks ago

Does such a bad job yet I’m sure leaves with a golden parachute worth more than I’ll make in my lifetime.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, it'll stop at four for a confusingly long amount of time after AMD hits about 8 to 16 co-CEOs

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, gimme more’s law.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Dude made $175 millions a year some point. He'll be just fine.

[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

How this company could fumble their lead is truly impressive

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 points 3 weeks ago

Literally an office episode. Satire is reality

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of that South Park bit about XBox, when Gates shows up to Retire a noncompetitive CEO.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Two CEOs have been installed to solve some pipeline contention issues.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Trump will need to up those subsidies

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I guess they're just following the logic of the DOGE.