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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 239 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

"I have 99,99% uptime I swear!"

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[–] zante@slrpnk.net 191 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 118 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

If you are into that kind of thing

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 188 points 1 month ago (17 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 35 points 1 month ago (7 children)

You can travel without spending a lot of money, people call it backpacking.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 76 points 1 month ago (11 children)
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[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 139 points 1 month ago (26 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm also willing to bet that the blacksmith they are picturing looks very different from your average blacksmith.

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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[–] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (10 children)

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 90 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (29 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

...11% of women find men who watch pornography attractive?

12% of women find men who argue online attractive?

23% of women are into cryptobros??

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that's cool, too.

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Interested people are interesting.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (32 children)

When does cooking stop counting as a basic day to day survival thing and start counting as a hobby?

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

when you worry about “plating”

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's going to be boob armor and just leather straps to attach it over a bikini.

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Uh, there is a typo, the second probably should say "functional languages". We all know how people are attracted to map, filter, and reduce.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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[–] Joseph_Boom@feddit.it 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

It's weird that mechanical keyboard isn't on the list

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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Is there a source for this graph? Would like to read the rest of it

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So, lots of Linux fans should be fairly attractive. Like we read (the docs), know a few languages (at least bash), occasionally write scripts, travel (between distros), and archers became a huge meme 🙃

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