xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

Manipulativeness

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 1 month ago

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you saying we’re inside his body right now?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

Ah, the art of bushit-o

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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