xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 6 days ago

Gift me 1 million dollars

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

He died for our CinemaSins

(ding)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 6 days ago

Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Ceremorphosis, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago

Good god man think of the fruitarians

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 2 weeks ago

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 89 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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