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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In some parts of the world, my very existence is a crime.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well as the saying goes:

Be gay

Do crime

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate crime

I don't hate them

What do

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm ought to do it.

[–] Poik@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

Be crime Do gay

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

In other parts of the world, saying that your existence should be illegal is illegal

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on who's writing the laws. Sometimes crime is moral.

With the resurgence of chauvinist parties who ignore human rights this is important to keep in mind at the moment.

[–] PhrygianFudge@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Resurgence of chauvinist parties?

Nah, I'm not a big party person, I wouldn't know

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

chauvinist party: when the men get drunk and have fun but women have to serve the drinks and clean up afterwards

[–] PhrygianFudge@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Serve the drinks?

I don't think that's a legal tennis move.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] asudox@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what does peanuts4life want to tell us?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That the Na'vi have bad memories and watch baseball with Dubya? 🤷

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Is it in the room with you right now?

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'm at a :.|:; for words

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

ROADwork ahead? Ummm, yeah! I sure hope it does!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but I love crime :( (at least certain ones)

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. You love cream. That's a different thing.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I love butter more than cream!

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe you haven't met the right cream yet?

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Is that Benedict Cumbersome

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

Dudes face is a hate crime.