Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A'Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That explains why it's crooked, there's a Christian in charge
Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.
Cool photo though.
Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It's well known the earth is held up by a turtle.
Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege
Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?
Hence all the lunacy these days.
I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.
NeiR Automata had it right all along.
Wait so the Moon is flat
Atlas copycat
where was jesus in majora's mask?
got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏
I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that's the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she's right.
All my Sunday school class homies join in: "♫He's got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whole moon in His hands.♫"
I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.
/s, to be sure.
Wait - this changes everything!!
Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg
Most scientifically literate ------ian
That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.
The moon is a fulcrum.
No no, that's Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...
Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props
Powerful
"Jesus wants a hug!"
The Crescent King lives.
No, see, he's just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It's actually quite impressive.
I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world if anyone’s interested.
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