The department is working tirelessly to apprehend the criminals.
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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"Stop laughing," the department chief said in an interview with WLMY. "This is a wheel problem for us."
The officers have been reviewing security footage before beginning material investigations so that they can hit the ground running.
They aren't having a goodyear anymore.
As to the suspects, at this time we are keeping our opinions unbiased.
But they keep shifting their stance
Eventually their investigation will come to a skidding halt, as they are burning rubber trying to find the suspects.
Let's take a brake from this tired thread.
might take awhile, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
They're working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.
I could just kiss you.
Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months
Just cut them open, plenty of smugglers put bricks of product inside.
smells like they're trafficking bricks of justice in those tires.
They weren't stolen .... they can be fetched and returned from their last known location in Afghanistan
All because the wheels were black.
Good.
ACAB
After six months the tires are sent to the city dump.
City Waste Landfill? City Police Precinct? Easy mistake when all these departments just look the same, you know.
Ah yes, forfeiture of their assets. This sounds familiar somehow...
Those tires are criminals.
They should have complied with the road.
They were "radial" profiling them!
Tires can't be criminals, they are inanimate objects. Only humans and some higher intelligent animals can break the law.
You'd think that but in the American legal system corporations are civil rights bearing people, you're not related to your parents unless you maintain the same address, and objects can be suspected and tried for criminal acts and assumed guilty until proven otherwise.
When was the last time a corp was sentenced to death and executed?
that isn't the point, also the death penalty is almost never used anyway
My point is they are super citizens, with more rights and privileges and less things binding them.
The argument that corporations have civil rights is how the Supreme Court justified eliminating anti bribery laws that curtailed political funding from corporations.
Bet your lots of fun at parties , 😉.
Lol if you only knew.
Stop resisting!
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