Hayduke

You can tell it’s a Tesla because of the way it is.

I mean, it’s been obvious for over a decade. When he came out warning about some obscure country that people should be wary of, and nobody (including him, to be clear) has ever heard of this “threatening” country or faction or whatever, with absolutely zero context or relevance to the US, and just happens to be in the crosshairs of Russia…. Yeah.

I am searching for this crazy-ass irrelevant unscripted tangent he went on, but when I search for “trump russian talking points opposing country”, even tossing “first term” in there, I am inundated with all of the recent talking points he has been making. This wasn’t Ukraine, by the way. I wish I remembered, but I have better things to do than dig through the historic tire fire that is this administration.

“What is the absolute dumbest fucking thing we can do this afternoon? I know!”

Remember kids, congress could put a stop to this tonight. And by “this”, I mean the trump presidency. Just think about that for a while.

I know it’s gonna sound weird, but thanks to Big Clive, I am quite familiar with Poundland.

The ol Ender’s Game approach. Interesting move. Let’s see how it plays out.

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Interpreting “drop two weights” as “we need to ascend” only 90 minutes into the journey, right before the implosion, could mean they likely knew shit was about to go sideways. They were probably just starting to panic and then, pop.

And what a dickhead making his son go with him. Poor guy.

Hast du deinen ausweis mit?

Says the man whose appearance conjures the scent of a day-old unwashed beer stein and a piss-soaked floor mat.

Snowflakes

“Party of freedom”, everyone.

Whoa. Got any more bombshells for us, President Obvious, or are those heading for Israel?

It’s like he does know, but also doesn’t. Dense AF