Or.... Clean up your dog's shit.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.
I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.
Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD
It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land
You're right, it could be. But I don't think I've seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.
I mean, it's on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.
It's good fertilizer
no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer
They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.
its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc
Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.
I don't think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.
OP is just posting a meme. It wasn't their dog.
Oh, okie.
Circle of life.
I've seen this before and it never occurred to me that this would require them to just leave the shit.
Now this is a proper shitpost
This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.
You have Alpacas 😲
Will you be doing it again this year?
EAT THE BABIES
or carve them up with a shank an put a light source in their gourd
But how did they grow up there?
Pumpkins are vegetable whores.
Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that's a win win win
The likely hood of the poopkins being dangerous is incredibly low. And after you wash them it drops to almost nonexistent. Most issues with using poop as fertiliser comes from it being incorrectly at the wrong time.
Do it again!
...memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.
Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.