No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
994 points (99.1% liked)
News
23001 readers
3333 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.
Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.
7. No duplicate posts.
If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners.
The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
They knew they were fucking with us with that title and they did it anyway
Congrats to Jimmy! I wonder if he lived stress free, if so, how?
Fucking hell i thougjt this was different news
Whoever wrote that headline knew precisely what they were doing and went ahead with it anyway because they are an asshole.
100 year old president: Jimmy Carter
There I fixed it, exact same news, no fuck yous.
I gasped before reading the title till the end
A rollercoaster of emotions within the span of a sentence.
You had me in the first half dot jpg
Any and every headline that begins with "Jimmy Carter, former US President" makes my stomach drop a bit. For like a decade now.
Yup, my heart skipped a little beat before I got to the end.
Seriously, with all the other bad celebrity news lately, I expected the worst.
I had read the headline before this post and still gasped.
load more comments
(1 replies)
I really fucking wish that news articles would stop wording shit like this. Reading the title I initially thought he died.
it makes me wish i instead spoke one of those pama-nyungan languages where dead people have different grammar rules
So he is technically elligible for a second term....
I hope he gets the opportunity to stand at trump's grave.
He should get to be first in line to piss on it
But he wouldn't because he has class, honor, integrity, and a sense of decorum. All things of which Trump is devoid.
That's exactly why it would be great for him to do. Just a family friendly activity that everybody can get behind.
he made it!!
Hopefully he makes it a couple more months! so he can vote for Kamala! (maybe even attend her inauguration? Maybe Bernie can get the school teacher lady to make him a pair of those cozy mittens....)
Early voting in Georgia is October 15. I assume he is going to vote as early as he can.
does it count if you die before the actual election?
In any case, I got my ballot last Saturday here. (in MN. I'm signed up for it to be automatic... which is super easy to do. Just go through the online registration at the MN secretary of state page, and make sure to tick the box for 'automatically send ballots for mail in voting' or whatever.)
Everyone- Check your voting status here,. remember, Trump loses if we vote. Maybe we can convince Kamal to paint the White house Tiedye or something.
does it count if you die before the actual election?
I believe it does, yes. Once the ballot is cast, it's counted.
You could potentially die in a car crash after leaving the polling place on election day.
well, still don't want him to die.... but...uh.... up to him, I suppose. After the fifteenth...
You never know. He could vote again in four years.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(1 replies)
He was the best president we have had since I was alive. He has integrity. He sold his family farm to avoid conflict of interest when running for office. He built houses for decades after leaving office for the needy.
I didn't know he quit politics for the needy.
That was just a bad ordering of words in that sentence. He failed to get re-elected and then a few years later he and his wife started building houses for the needy.
I did mangle that bit. Its how it was ordered in my head and well english has no real reliable structure anyway.
Didn't they put him in hospice care over a year ago? Dude refuses to die. 100 down, 100 to go!
I was sure he would go soon after his wife, as is the case with couples married that long. But he just won't quit
load more comments
(1 replies)
Spoiler
Yay! I though he was going down when he was hospitalized last.
Also fuck og headline writer makin me worry til the end they knew
Eyyyy lets go Jimmy!!
I was about to be real sad seeing his picture and reading the first 5 words of the headline, but the last two really made my day. I feel like no one makes it past like 3 weeks in hospice care, but he's still going
Actually there's a recent John Oliver about hospice where they reveal that it's often a very scummy business that sometimes "cares" for people for years who didn't even need it at all. Tangentially related, but you made me think of it :)
load more comments
(3 replies)
I really wish they would stop dressing him up and dragging him out to events. Let the man rest.
That’s an old pic. He’s been in hospice for the past 19 months & is just watching a broadcast of the celebrations. But yeah, he deserves the peace
He was the last president who addressed Americans like adults without the need for rhetoric.
You heard it here first, folks! The secret to longevity is: peanuts.
(Happy birthday, Mr. Carter!)
load more comments
(3 replies)
I said yes quite vocally when I read this. I’m not even American, but that’s how desperate I am for some good news.
Fuck’s sake, country and world; get your shit together.
load more comments
(2 replies)
Wild ride to the last two words of the title. It could have gone either way.
Happy birthday!
view more: next ›