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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 160 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11

You'd stop milking a cow after 23 years

[–] style99@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

That is a funny joke, and it'll continue to be funny for the next 500 years (if right-wingers get their way).

[–] errer@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Marriott logo looks like two towers falling over with smoke coming out…

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is how towers would go down if they didn't collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whatever. You can't plant explosives on holograms!

Jet fuel can't melt light beams!

Not with that attitude

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it's very hard light?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Then it can probably switch between arc, solar, and void.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago

Did Obama have to water them daily so they could grow to be nice and strong?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It takes a tragedy anniversary now to get complimentary breakfast? Wow.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What do you think this is, a La Quinta?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wasn't La Quinta responsible? /S

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Al’Quinta

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Underrated pun right here

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. Which is why they provide free scones for 45 minutes.

[–] imakeninjascry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not even that. Only half an hour. Hope you wake up on time!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

La Quinta: Spanish for “next to Denny’s”

A Mitch Hedberg joke but also a really smart part of their business plan!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A 30 minute window for food seems weird, then I checked the article about 9/11 - it’s roughly the same times the first and second tower were struck (8:46 AM & 9:03 AM).

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still weird, trashy, and offensive. How could they possibly think this was a good idea? Putting out things like muffins and other breakfast stuff is standard at any decent hotel, trying to make it into some sort of complimentary muffin tribute though? Wtf Marriott?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you convinced this is real? Are there any other reports of this?

edit: oh what the fuck!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

a paper sign with Marriott hotel logo resting next to a photo of muffins of indeterminate — but possibly blueberry — persuasion.

Someone had fun writing that article.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fun thing is at the Marriott you have to pay for the muffins and breakfast separately!

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somehow it would've not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that's unnecessarily fucked up.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Somebody above linked the article but the explanation was that people gathered in the lobby around that time on 9/11 to watch the ceremony in previous years, so they brought out muffins for those people.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're not a foot long. They're a Footlong^TM .

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like Oreos

“Double Stuf”

Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Next, you'll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn't synthetic.

[–] offendicula@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that's going to hell...

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Marriott in hell has your room reserved

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

"Believe it or not, straight to hell."

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/

[–] offendicula@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Ahhh of course it was the Onion

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn. 23 years later, and dumb shit like this still triggers me.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago

fReEdOm fRiEs!!1

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

The Marriott logo kinda looks like two towers falling over.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

A Marriott hotel was literally destroyed in 9/11 too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriott_World_Trade_Center

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I've always assumed this was faked, but based on this article, it really happened.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For just 30 minutes, no less???

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah, why not just 11 minutes surrounding 9am? :-P

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, grief has to have limits otherwise it's not healthy. You have to get over your loss and continue your life after 30min.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

/c/internetfuneral

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago

And for a limited time only, get your freedom loving Red White and Blue muffins!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago