Exusia

Wasn't La Quinta responsible? /S

Per the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.

My catchphrase when driving has become "It's always a fucking pickup"

I know I do

When I go out I have to check my pockets for my Whale Sculpture 1200-600 Chumash culture

They're more like bean posters these days

Dickfish hate this one simple trick!

There it is, the fish we joke swims up your dick.

That's fucked up I'm sorry, I'd have eaten an entire plate of cheese hors d'vors myself and taken half that chicken with me afterwards. I'm not even into wrestling and I'd have come for that food.

You're a good friend for providing that for a watch party (on top of paying for ppv) and I'm sorry your friends don't appreciate how well you maintain your half of the bridge. The least the 2 could have done is tried the cheese and chicken.

Edit holy shit are those pre stuffed pretzel bites. Bro wtf is wrong with these people I'd have asked if anyone wanted any and eaten the entire plate. (I may or may not have portion control issues but seriously, they didnt touch any of that delicious looking food)

Now for the personal interest bit - I would pay real dollars in a pay per view for the comedy that would be her trying to recoil control a mac-10 at like a range or something.

Not that it changes anything but, I kind of want to know what gun it is, out of personal interest. Cold war era? There's so many one offs and weird stuff we tried. Is this a click bait way of saying she has an MP5 or MAC 10? I tried googling it and came up empty handed.

Can we look for bugs in the creek, OP