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Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?

I assosiate them with pirates.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 89 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its laughing so hard you died.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Its laughing so hard you died.

You dead.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

That's so funny. It killed me.

I'm literally dead

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like how people say 'im dead' when something is funny

[โ€“] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Really, how can they say "I'm dead" when they're clearly not dead?

[โ€“] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I guess they don't mind being sent to eternal damnation in hell (lying is a sin)

[โ€“] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

[โ€“] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

How can they say "lol" when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿช‘

IYKYK

[โ€“] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's next, reacting with ๐Ÿ‘ is actually totally fine and positive?

[โ€“] madasi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, that's how I use it. Don't know what you're doing.

[โ€“] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Fail to see the difference.

Pirates = DRM laughter

Yo Ho Ho? I guess that's laughing.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The emojis are also like your mom

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They animated this? Is it the scene or the whole movie?

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Think it's just this short bit.

I use this gif too often because it's so fun.

[โ€“] obinice@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Skull and bones emoticons are associated with laughter now? Huh? O.o

It reads to me like they're very embarrassed for their friend upon finding out they work at that company, a bit like I'd feel bad for a friend that has to work for Jeff Bezos or McDonalds or such.

[โ€“] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, dying of laughter -> I'm dead -> ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I learned this one because people generally write "I'm dead" along with the emoji. Or at least they used to.

[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They actually sent โ˜ ๏ธ and not ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You could fix it in your description

[โ€“] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh come now. Everyone needs money somehow. This is one of the more honest ways to get it.

[โ€“] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its a besties thing, I could easily be on either side of this convo with mine LMAO

[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Does your bestie not know where you work?

[โ€“] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Ifera@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG /s

[โ€“] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's nice of you to add alt text for the image in the description but isn't there an ActivityPub standard for that? Mastodon has, would be nice if Lemmy had it too.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

I use the native one if I don't need line breaks to reasonably explain everything.