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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never remember who she is but I love her

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I was looking at the stars with my 8 year old the other night and said to him 'did you know there's at least a dozen stars up there?' It was lost on him.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You’re not wrong.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Your kid is not old enough to get and groan at your dad jokes. That or he's smart and just pretended to not get it, so you'd be left without a proper reaction

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It feels like it was just yesterday...

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Time since covid is just weird.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Still too soon. 😭

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

This feels like a mandelaeffect. I could swear it's more than a decade already

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still can't come to grips with the fact that 14 AD was more than twenty years ago.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you imagine the moon landing was closer to 14 AD than we are?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Man, and I was thinking about how the moon landing was closer to the moon than us. Stuff just blows my mind

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know how you can pass the potatoes, or pass gas, well he passed "away":-)

To who I don't know, it doesn't say..

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Away was standing still, he just passed it.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

I hope he used the designated passing lane.:-)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Like how in baseball a coach might tell a player to "swing away", in hockey they're often instructed to "pass away".

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

To quote the greate Mahatma Gandhi: "Yes"

[–] LastJudgement@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I desperately need the osvaldo sub on lemmy

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks Obama.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Passed a way to where? what?

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

He went for a reach around

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

this post must be from last month, it is September now, something doesn't add up

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

That is the best kind of correct!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

gone but not forgotten….

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Big if true.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

non informative but correct censored data

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He gotta start bullying Aliko again