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[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Y'all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Me sitting here horrified about the inevitable "Pangaea Proxima" forcing us all to live in the CANTCUM-zone

[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Depends on your outlook. Tassie is a part of Oz, so you live in the CAN zone! (=

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile, Scandinavia is just the DNS zone, I guess? 🤷

[-] raubarno@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Norway, Sweden, Finland: NSF (a.k.a. Not safe for)

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

(NSFD) Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark (not safe for Denmark)

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 9 months ago

I'll allow the inclusion of Finland and the exclusion of my native Denmark this one time because that's EXCELLENT 😄

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Tasmania is fake!

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 25 points 9 months ago
[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[-] PutangInaMo@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Can't spell cum without U in the middle

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

The CUM Confederacy is so big it’ll make you choke.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 months ago

I’m defederating.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago
[-] gornar@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

As if something was in our eyes, blocking our vision!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sure, if you're picking and choosing. United States of America is the formal name, while the other 2 are informal. Canada is Dominion of Canada and Mexico is United Mexican States. So it should be either CAM or DUU if you're being consistent.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

If you're being pedantic, at least be correct. Canada hasn't formally or informally been called the Dominion of Canada in any internal context since 1951.

1867 British North America Act (aka Constitution Act): "one Dominion under the name of Canada". It was a last minute change from "Kingdom" to "Dominion" to avoid a hypothetical diplomatic incident with the US. It was never the official name, only a title. Official documents were allowed to use either, for a period, but it was never the formal name.

The last vestiges were the renaming of "Dominion Day" to "Canada Day" in 1982. Any use of the name "Dominion of Canada" is now either archaic, ironic, or a hypercorrection.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Actually neither are official names, unlike USA. The United Nations use the three in the meme.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I meant, they’re not the conventional short names, which are the ones used in pretty much every context. And the conventional short name for the USA is “United States”, not “America”.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Fair enough.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The North American Cumtinent.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I think this is actually good news

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Greenland is in North America

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Well actually its ABBBCCCDDEGGHHJMNPSSSSTU if you only count countries(greenland is part of denmark technically) but there are a shitton of territorial disputes in that area so im not gonna argue with anyone in comments...

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 9 months ago

All of the Central American and Caribbean countries would like a word..

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Then why don't they hang out with us

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 3 points 9 months ago

You think that's bad, just wait for the 2026 world cup. CUM will be everywhere!

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

United States of Mexico...

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