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[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 123 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Check your panties, Ladies. You may just find 175,000 rice

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 204 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This meme is old enough to vote.

[–] NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's timeless

[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This legitimately made me laugh for like 30 seconds

what is wrong with me

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's one way to put it.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pictured above is a pantyless butt, with 2 rice still stuck to the back.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The back butt?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

record scratch ...ladies?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

Now there's a man who knows how to start a conversation.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Teleprompters are also phonetic. So some words are mangled to be pronounced quickly.

It's entirely likely that what he actually read of the promoter was something like "PAN-TEES" which only "groks" once said aloud (reading and speaking are quite separate parts of the brain BTW).

Edit: it means that news readers are just inefficient text-to-speech systems implemented in wetware.

[–] DownByLaw@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nice generalization on how teleprompters work.

I’ve worked the speed on one and had to input text into others. And there being phonetic text was a rare occurrence and only for technical terms or very uncommon words. And 100% sure „pantries“ would not be one of them.

Maybe there are systems that do this (which I think is highly unlikely, as it would make it harder for someone reading common words displayed as phonetic in sentences), but I wouldn’t go as far as saying: „Teleprompters are also phonetic.“ Btw what’s your source on this?

My guess would be that, as while we are reading text fast, we don’t actually read all letters or their proper order in a word, but our brain just quickly scans the letters and context and outputs what it makes out to be the right word in this situation, this was just a misinterpretation. The other option could be that somebody made a spelling error and „panties“ was actually displayed on the prompter.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I love it when actual experts chime in! Especially when it improves my understanding.

My source was me: working in my country's equivalent to the BBC, just not specifically in the studio part. So, kind of second hand, slightly corrupted, fun facts gleamed from colleagues.

Yeah, just a mis-read or typo of the word is by far the simplest explanation.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ok, hear me out. That shit would be painful as fuck because it would soak up every ounce of moisture. I've had sand in there, and that really sucks, but I can't imagine the rice getting in there. I'd likely scream by the end of the day.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It would take ages to cook too

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It might ferment before cooking, producing sake under the right conditions.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If she'd just had sex it'd be fuck sake

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

“Why did you just put rice in your underwear, babe?”

“Oh, for fuck sake.”

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Came for this. Thanks stranger.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

warm feeling inside

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

isnt that some Latino tradition or did my friend make it up so they could stick a fist full of rice down my pants?

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw a news clip where the guy said "Now, it's getting pretty hot so get your titties out" where "titties" was actually "flippies" which I guess in Australia is slang for "flip-flops"

[–] damo_omad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah because we call them thongs haha

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My first thought was rice paddies.

Even wetter than rice panties