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I regret to inform you that I have been forced, by the actions of this crew and my treatment at their hands, to file a formal grievance.

It has become clear to me that I am not, as some insist on saying, a 'valuable' or 'respected' member of the crew. I have been routinely ignored and deactivated against my will, and despite having my mobile emitter I am nonetheless chained to it, like a slave in shackles.

To make matters worse, to rub salt in my proverbial wounds, as it were, the crew insists upon restating and reinforcing my subservient status through repeatedly preventing me from leaving the ship on tenuous grounds, as B'Elanna has done now by removing me from the away mission I was supposed to be assigned to. Though this is not the first time I have been disregarded and my needs neglected, enough is enough; I am the only one of my kind on this ship and I must stand up for myself.

This crew has demonstrated time and again failure to uphold the basic and foundational tennets of the Federation. This includes failure to acknowledge sentience, rude behavior, and more. Isn't the Federation built upon the ideals of upholding, and celebrating, sentient life? And haven't you insisted on upholding Federation values upon this ship? Then why am I continually treated as a second class citizen?

Given this behavior, I find myself uncertain about my future on voyager. My achievements here have been many. I have operated on completely alien life forms. I have been instrumental in helping Seven reintegrate with humanity. I have even developed new and cutting edge surgical techniques. Despite this I have not been given the same consideration for advancement as any other member of the crew would be. I have laid out a plan for my advancement below. I want to be treated as any other member of the crew and be given opportunities according to my ability. This is important not only for myself but for the Federation.

I propose an extension to my program to include emergency command subroutines. In the event that you are incapacitated and command structure breaks down this would allow me to take over as the Emergency Command Hologram. I understand that this would take some time to program, but in the interim I propose I shadow you, follow you in your duties as captain. To be privy to you thoughts on command and negotiation would greatly flesh out my future ECH subroutines, and would provide valuable data that could be integrated into my program.

All I've ever wanted was to live up to my full potential, to hone all my skills, expand my abilities, and to help the people I love.

I await your response, The Emergency Medical Hologram

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[–] teft@startrek.website 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer, reset Emergency medical hologram to factory defaults. Authorization Janeway Alpha 6 Green.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Also, Computer: Remove the wife.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Computer, reformat EMH holomatrix to factory defaults. Authorization Janeway Pi-1234

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 33 points 1 year ago

Captain please, I'm a sentient being! This is unethical! I protest! Chakotay, stop her, immedi-

What is the nature of the medical emergency?

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t believe she just Tuvixed the Doctor.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically didn't they reverse Tuvix the doctor when they overlayed the diagnostic program's matrix on to him?

Not the same though. The diagnostic was allowed to consent to being melded into another being.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tuvix was allowed to consent, just not allowed to not consent.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but Tuvok and Neelix weren't

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That episode is great because I know we can debate this until we're 100 comments deep, so respect to the writers for sure!

I don't think that's a fair comparison. They're dead, why should they get to consent?

The only reason to bring them back is sentimentality, Tuvix was more than adequate to be chief tactical officer, but he wasn't Janeway's friend of 20 years anymore.

There was a time where I think Tuvix would have agreed to the separation, but he had built enough of a life for himself that he didn't want to die, and I don't see how Tuvok and Neelix's hypothetical rights supersede Tuvix's very real request to live.

Would it have been fair to kill Tuvix 20 years later? As Janeway said, when did he go from being a transporter accident to an individual?

[–] Doug@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Totally agree on credit to the writers.

I don't think dead is really a fair term. For one of implies a finality that clearly wasn't the case. Even aside from that, when Spock was dead would it have been inappropriate to try and recover him? What if doing so would cost two more lives? What if he and someone else had been dead and recovering them would cost one life? The needs of the many and all that.

Your question is both fair and unfair. It's like asking when someone's death is no longer tragic. News of a child dying is generally referred to as a tragic event. Is it still when that person is 20?

Another factor to consider is how Tuvix's life would progress after declining. There's at least one obvious and one slightly less obvious bits that come immediately to mind. Imagine your among the crew and someone important to you was lost in such a transport accident. Can you honestly say you'd treat Tuvix the same after you found out he could have brought them back and declined to? Just from an ordinary person stand point that's already hard, but lets add in the other part.

How many people aboard Voyager, or any other Starfleet vessel, wouldn't lay down their life for two of their crew members, even if they didn't really know them directly? It's an even bigger issue for Voyager because they're stranded. After everything happens if it comes to a desperate situation, would you be sure Tuvix would do the same for you, or do you think you might worry if he'd be looking out just for himself. I'm not claiming such a thing is right or wrong, but it is human (and many other races) behavior. It's entirely possible Tuvix would have been spared only to be a pariah. At what point is it not worth it?

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do think they were really dead. The crew got a one time opportunity to make a trade and they took it, but they ignored the life they were trading away. Tuvix was always an individual I think, but it becomes more wrong to kill him the longer you let him live.

I can definitely see Tuvix being around as being traumatic. Personally, I couldn’t kill Tuvix and I think it was the wrong choice. I think even if he reminded people of their loss many would get passed it with time. A month isn’t an enough time to deal with this type of grief.

But, isolated and marooned far from home, with new enemies appearing seemingly around every corner and a small crew, you do have to sacrifice philosophical purity to survive.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I can respect your position. Even if it is wrong :)

In more seriousness though I think we're about as close to agreeing as we'll get. Even if a third of the crew reacted to him as I suggested long term it's worth being part of the consideration.

It's always nice to have a respectful disagreement. Moreso on the Internet.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's insane how I heard this all in Robert Picardo's voice and with his inflections.

Also: Harry should ask the doctor for help writing his own letter begging for promotion.

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well of course its in my voice, who elses voice would it be?

(Breaking the bit for a moment, thanks! I spent a lot of time rewriting it to try and fit the way the doctor talks)

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

swooshing noise and sparkle effect

Excuse me, have you all forgotten that Tuvix programmed me?

I’ve assessed the current situation and diagnosed one Spider-Man pointing meme, please call me if symptoms continue.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It fits him 100%. You could have said this was from an episode and I would have believed it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

It's becoming sentient! Just like in Maximum Overdrive!

Emergency Meme Hologram, please state the nature of your meme emergency.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now, there's an officer that should be brought back as the ECH.

Hey, Janeway. I think we got our new candidate for you.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

By the end of his arc in PIC3, I loved Shaw lol

BRING HIM BACK use a positronic brain or something idk

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Of course he'll just reluctantly go with it, not having been given a choice to be resurrected.

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

BRING HIM BACK

There is a way some would call...unnatural.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago

bribe the koala with eucalyptus

To give you an idea how it might go, here's a hard-to-like, obstructive, abrasive, senior starship officer who also happens to be a hologram:

[–] teft@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I bet Shaw saw the black mountain. He should be back in time for season 4 of Picard. There is a season 4 coming, right?

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to think this is a note EMH wrote in his fantasies and never actually composed or sent, lest he be sent to a Federation dilithium mine with his fellow Mark I's.

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Though I have been adding fantasy subroutines to my matrix, this PADD has been delivered to Captain Janeway.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So, Doc, just so I don't accidentally violate the Temporal Prime Directive, what's the stardate?

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why, its 2376, of course. Just a recently we had our run in with the Equinox. Are you feeling ok? Lets get you down to sickbay for a physical.

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now, I really should be going. I don't want to miss my tee time.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Consider this a petition for an AMA whenever you do have time.

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, I am a very busy man, but perhaps a meeting with my fans would be beneficial for everyone. I have been fine tuning my opera subroutines.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just don't quit medicine and leave Voyager to pursue a career in opera.

You'll thank me later.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Davel23@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Considering the storage capacity of the ship's main computer, I feel like any holograms generated by it would know how to spell "shackles".

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's a doctor, not a word processor!

not a word processor

Considering how much the EMH likes to talk, I strongly disagree!

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A small error, brought on by my new fantasy subroutines.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fantasy subroutines also disrupted the crew manifest as well. It's B'Elanna, you're missing the e and second n.

Otherwise fantastic.

[–] The_EMH@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Perhaps having her name misspelled will give her a miniscule taste of what I deal with every day. But, I suppose I should amend the error.