this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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[–] Porka_911@sopuli.xyz 44 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't mean to butt in, but what are those?

[–] Ulysses182@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Guy asked a simple question. Don't be an asshole.

[–] Hotchip69@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bend over and I’ll show ya

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 4 points 11 months ago

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[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some kind of corn dog butt plug combo, I would guess.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A whole new way to eat ass.

[–] intothemild@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago

Whats wrong babe?? You haven't touched your Cornhole dogs!

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

God's watching everything you do and neither Him nor Satan can figure out what the fuck is going on.

[–] Venutianxspring@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

Ha jokes on him, I'm into that shit!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

God is a prude.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Holly plug!

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Unironically a more coherent theist explanation than most organized religions have.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You people will do anything to make eating ass mainstream.

[–] victron@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know why it isn't!

[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The flavor, for one. I tried it once and it tasted like ass.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

This got a well deserved chuckle

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I poop from there. Well, not anymore but I used to.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"These corn dogs are delicious, but they smell like shit!

[–] Garden_Ramsay@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Batter? I hardly know'er

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 11 months ago

Cornhole Dogs

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Good ass eating.... Good, ass eating. A comma can make a world of difference.

[–] LokyinN@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m just gonna say it…

This better be ice cream scoops and you really should turn them around before taking pictures

[–] Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don't want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Can’t win the all 🤷‍♂️ 😂