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A YouTube prankster who was shot by one his targets told jurors Tuesday he had no inkling he had scared or angered the man who fired on him as the prank was recorded.

Tanner Cook, whose “Classified Goons” channel on YouTube has more than 55,000 subscribers, testified nonchalantly about the shooting at start of the trial for 31-year-old Alan Colie, who's charged with aggravated malicious wounding and two firearms counts.

The April 2 shooting at the food court in Dulles Town Center, about 45 minutes west of Washington, D.C., set off a panic as shoppers fled what they feared to be a mass shooting.

Jurors also saw video of the shooting, recorded by Cook's associates. The two interacted for less than 30 seconds. Video shows Cook approaching Colie, a DoorDash driver, as he picked up an order. The 6-foot-5 (1.95-meter-tall) Cook looms over Colie while holding a cellphone about 6 inches (15 centimeters) from Colie's face. The phone broadcasts the phrase “Hey dips—-, quit thinking about my twinkle” multiple times through a Google Translate app.

On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance. Colie tries to knock the phone away from his face before pulling out a gun and shooting Cook in the lower left chest.

Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn't seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.

Asked why he didn't stop the prank despite Colie's repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn't exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.

“There was no reaction,” Cook said.

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook's pranks.

“It was stupid. It was silly. And you may even think it was offensive,” prosecutor Pamela Jones said. “But that's all it was — a cellphone in the ear that got Tanner shot.”

Defense attorney Tabatha Blake said her client didn't have the benefit of knowing he was a prank victim when he was confronted with Cook's confusing behavior.

She said the prosecution's account of the incident “diminishes how unsettling they were to Mr. Alan Colie at the time they occurred.”

In the video, before the encounter with Colie, Cook and his friends can be heard workshopping the phrase they want to play on the phone. One of the friends urges that it be “short, weird and awkward.”

Cook's “Classified Goons” channel is replete with repellent stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores. At a preliminary hearing, sheriff's deputies testified that they were well aware of Cook and have received calls about previous stunts. Cook acknowledged during cross-examination Tuesday that mall security had tossed him out the day prior to the shooting as he tried to record pranks and that he was trying to avoid security the day he targeted Colie.

Jury selection took an entire day Monday, largely because of publicity the case received in the area. At least one juror said during the selection process that she herself had been a victim of one of Cook's videos.

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

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[–] Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A doordash driver gets cornered by a large 6 foot 5 man who aggressively shoves a phone in his ear repeatedly calling them a dipshit who thinks about their "twinkle", tries to get away but is followed, explicitly asks the man to leave him alone 3 times but is ignored, and tries to brush the phone away? Yeah that sounds like a situation a reasonable person might fear for their life in, and before anyone goes "well why didn't they use a less lethal self defense method?", the prankster is 6 foot 5 and the victim likely only had his fists or his gun for self defense, one of those two is going to get you out of that situation alive

[–] wulrus@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Just based on the facts from what information we have, I fully agree. The story would have to change significantly in order to show anything other than exemplary display of good self-defence principles:

  • avoid being in a shady location - check
  • when getting in a sticky situation anyway, attempt to flee / defuse (good judgement on what to try first) - check
  • if still in the threats phase: back off a bit to clearly demonstrate that you are not the aggressor, support that verbally - check
  • If it is clear that the attacker ignores your pleas, do the minimum damage to STOP the attack safely. Based on that principle, he could have pulled & shot a lot sooner, but apparently wanted to be more defensive & nice than most would have been - check

You should not allow a verbally aggressive person to stay at a distance where they could land a punch or use a concealed knife at any time, especially after you backed off already. Try articulating near a cop's face and see what (rightfully) happens.

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[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 100 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People only see this with the context that this is a youtuber doing a prank.

This man is 6 fucking 5. Imagine a random giant gets in your face, you think you're about to be robbed or beaten. He advances. You retreat. He advances. You retreat, he advanced. Again, you retreat, he advances, all the while shoving something in your face. How many times do you need to tell someone to disengage and retreat before its okay to consider it a threat?

Just because this guy happened to be a youtuber doing a prank is irrelevant, imo.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbf imo while I carry a gun, I also carry mace for shit like this. From the above description it seems normal force was certainly justified but deadly force is questionable, however I withhold personal judgement as I'm not following the case and the details reported could be (often are) wildly innacurate from the facts.

[–] NuPNuA@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

America seems fucking depressing if you feel you have to carry multiple weapons on the regular to be safe.

[–] thoughtorgan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What's depressing is countries where self defense doesn't exist. Where defending yourself is a crime that gets you locked up.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Depends on location, time of day/night, et cetera. America is big, like whole EU big, there are both extremely safe and extremely dangerous places contained within.

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's more than twice the size of the EU.

The EU is 1.6M sq mi. The USA is 3.7M sq mi.

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[–] phillaholic@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take away the gun for a minute. Would this guy be on trial if he instead hit him in the head with a blunt object? I’m not a fan of guns, not approving of firing them in public, so on and so forth, but I think this person may have been justified in defending themselves.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

and thats everything thats wrong with society right here.

Him getting shot is just giving him more fame, more money and more excuses to continue doing this shit.

[–] Loudpaperclips@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That could be short term. Oftentimes I hear about these people getting more followers, but then I don't hear about them ever again. There are exceptions to that obviously, but I'm not entirely certain on how many retain that fame.

Subscribers is a big number for YouTubers, but if I'm not mistaken, views for videos is still more important. And I wonder how easy it will be to continue making this kind of content a) after suffering an injury like this which will put him out of commission for a while and likely prevent him from doing particular stunts, and b) with the general hesitancy to approach people that this altercation will hopefully instill. So he could be looking at paying actors (would go poorly) or making his pranks more tame (would go poorly).

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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago

"It's just a prank" needs to end.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

Assume that if you threaten someone, they will in turn assume you are a threat.

[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He almost stopped, but didn't because he wasn't getting an entertaining enough reaction.

[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

the fucking lack of empathy is appalling. as if people going about their lives exist to give him the reaction he's looking for.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Exactly. The content wasn't good enough.

[–] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was completely inevitable, I've seen one or two videos of 'pranks' and felt its only a matter of time before someone gets assaulted or shot, now the little shit has more viewers

[–] whofearsthenight@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, people are legit insane these days, and basically everyone has a gun. Like, forget pranks for a sec, I was telling my wife that the cart narc guy is probably lucky to be alive and he's playing Russian roulette and loading another every time...

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[–] Riyria@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I keep seeing YouTube shorts of dudes like this doing not just stupid shit, but DANGEROUS shit. I saw this one of this dude flashing gang signs in gang territory in LA. You DO NOT do that shit. Any time someone would get aggressive with him he’s go “it’s a prank there’s a camera!” One of these days he’s going to say that and it’s going to piss the dude he flashed signs at off even more and he is going to get shot.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Here's hoping

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Dude deserved to be punched in the face, not shot. I hate people who do stuff like this and wish they'd stop getting attention. But I can't imagine how you could justify shooting someone over it.

[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Except he's 6'5 and Collie probably isn't that.

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't imagine the person who shot him ever wanted to shoot anyone. I feel bad for them.

This dude, though, he FAFO'd.

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[–] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah. It's complex.

It's more or less assault by Cook. I mean ok in hindsight there wasn't that much of a threat to Colie, but if I were queueing somewhere minding my own business and out of nowhere this big guy was getting in my face about his twinkie it would be... "very intense".

By Cook's own admission he was trying to illicit confusion. IDK if that's really an emotion in and of itself, rather a conflict between multiple emotions. In this case those emotions would be fear, anger, embarrassment, whatever.

If Cook were to say "I was behaving in an intimidating way in order to illicit fear, anger, embarrassment, and a conflict between all of those emotions on the part of Colie" it sounds much more like assault.

Yet the fact remains that Colie's reaction of shooting the guy isn't really proportionate to the threat. Certainly in most places which are not America Colie has broken the law and Cook has not... despite that feeling somewhat unjust.

Rather than changing the law to allow people to shoot youtubers on sight (as appealing as that sounds) - I think it might be better for force platforms like youtube et al to have some social responsibility and at least exclude this type of content at least at a policy level.

I know my views on this are probably abnormal in some way but it just seems way inappropriate to me to use the public even as extras in your social media content. Like if I'm at a cafe or something and someone starts making a video even if I'm merely providing some infinitessimal portion of ambiance I just find that grossly inappropriate. I guess I just have to suck it up as part of being "in public" in 2023.

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[–] willowisp_42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I think it's a classic "Fuck around and find out". I don't like how every idiot can own a gun in the US, but i think it's reasonable for a delivery guy to fear a strange guy putting his smartphone in your face. What if it's a stupid way to mug you? Distract you with the phone and while your attention is on the phone, stab you with the hand you don't see?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

I’m reminded of a prank channel I used to watch. He was briefly in jail for a bomb prank and later attacked and beat a woman, seemingly for fun, just a few years ago. These prank channels are nearly universally run by terrible people and there does not seem to be a single thing that will dissuade them from “advancing” their “art.”

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

DoorDash driver 🥲

How much do you think the poor guy makes? And now he has to pay for a lawyer, lose the job, and probably go to jail. Only so this dipshit can get the right "reaction".

And the shooting would've been completely justified for a cop.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Anyone who wasn't 6'5 would have gotten their asses beat the first or second time they pulled this shit.

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[–] dbilitated@aussie.zone 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is so American even the bullet was wearing a star spangled bandana and riding an eagle 🦅

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[–] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (19 children)

I'm not a proponent of violence, but I think these dipshits need to get their asses beaten every time they do that shit. Maybe, if more of them got beaten or shot, then they would stop being ass fucks.

I shouldn't have to be forced to figure out whether someone is a crazy, drug induced murderer, or just some stupid "prankster" every time I go out in public. Rule number 1 in a society is "don't fuck with strangers".

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

What a fucking piece of shit. YouTube prank fucks are wasting good air the rest of us need to breathe.

Wait, has it been illegal to shoot YouTubers this entire time?

[–] detalferous@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This channel needs to be de monetized

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/@classifiedgoons/about

For the lazy if people want to report his videos. He literally has shit like "Taking people's groceries", "Aggressively X", "Accusing people of stealing pets", etc. in the titles,

Almost all of them are against Youtube ToS.

https://www.youtube.com/static?template=terms

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What you gonna do? Shoot me?

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[–] Gazumi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a US resident, but I'm not sure that the jury has a very difficult decision. The US has a strong pro gun culture and you could predict that victims of pranks would be scared and that the prankster would be shot eventually.

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

~~I've never heard of a single credible reason for a person to own a handgun~~

I've only ever heard of one single reason to own a handgun

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Prosecutor: "we urge you to ignore the behavior of Cook so we can throw another person into prison, and bump up our conviction rate, helping our careers. We're unconcerned with justice, only convictions matter."

TlDR: no judge, only convict!

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[–] detalferous@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Go to his channel and report his prank videos

Click on the gear icon > report > harmful or dangerous act

[–] LegionElite@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Welp... life is just awesome isn't it? Full of mystery and adventure. I mean... this is no crime, it's merely the process of life.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He only has 55K subs? He's not even good at being a YouTuber lol

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