this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

‘’’’’’’’’’’

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

If it's grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you mean deadlifts aren't about raising the dead?

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They're about raising the sarcophagus. Those things can be heavy.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goth girls never exercise. They’re exorcise

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Elf girls never exorcise, they summon Santa

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Makes for better grip strength while I peg dudes."

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hot. Just gotta do all the things for her that'll make her happy, so she'll want to bend you over.

Two way street and all 😎 I think they're called relationships?

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They'll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can carry her dead weight

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bruh if you're "umm 😳" about that, I had a goth girl ask me to pretend she was dead and I was her necrophile and for me to fuck her that way.

And I went along with it.

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Or reducing it by lowering taxes and introducing market clearing policies.

[–] riddlemeboner@lemdro.id 21 points 2 months ago
[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Ooh, and they're deficit deadlifts too. Nice.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

I just did, she's right there

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

Skullcrushers have entered the chat

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it a bad idea to lift with those shoes?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

If you've never deadlifted before, yeah, it's not an ideal choice. If you're intentionally doing deficit deadlifts though, or your body is just shaped such that the extra height makes the movement more comfortable, then it's not the worst choice. Those hard soles probably provide a better, more solid base than the running shoes I see a lot of people lifting in. Ankle mobility probably leaves a little to be desired though.