Ah, good idea putting the fire in the tent, that way the fire will stay warm
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No, that's fine. It's the π thumb! Look at it! It's freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
The hot air is also guaranteed to keep the tent up.
If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.
Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent's bottom to the ground.
I always pack several tablets of dehydrated water with me so if I'm running out, I can just dissolve a couple to have something to drink or cook with
Transcript of me examining this picture:
"Okay, face looks okay, jacket makes sense, let's look at the hands. Looks like four fingers on her left hand there, the right hand, thumb's a little screwy, is that a stick or is she part tarsier? Something's kind of screwy there. Boots look about right, there's even a pretty decent depth of field on the sho-THE FIRE IS IN THE TENT.
Man I didn't even notice the fire in the tent until I read your comment ...
I noticed the fire and I noticed the tent. I was too distracted by the hands to notice that the fire was in the tent... What has AI images done to me? Haha.
It's like that test where you count the number of basketballs and miss the guy in the gorilla costume.
A smart move would have been to put a real photo here and then troll all the comments about uncanny valley ...and by smart I mean evil.
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I will totally do that in future.
( btw. the hands are still messy βοΈ)
Did you miss the fire in the tent too?
I've seen enough posts on Instagram to not be surprised by idiots ruining a perfectly good tent just for a shot π€·ββοΈ
LOL
I was like βOk whereβs the catch? Too many fingers? 3 feet? Dang those pictures are good now, was OP just being serious?β And then I saw. Fucking hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh OP
It's not that these images are perfect - it's that they're close enough.
The "problem" is that these images look amazing with a minimal touchup - something which would happen anyway to a real photo.
An extra hour to two fixing some AI artifacts (the ol' droop-eye and derp-hand) is a LOT cheaper than getting actual people out to an actual location and taking an actual photo.
EDIT: I just realised the tent is on fire π€‘
Honestly if you did those touch ups and said it was real I would still believe it, reminds me of that subreddit where they post weird Stockphotos. Like the lady soldering but she's holding the hot bit of the solder iron, or the hackerman with the faux mask. Serious stock photos can be hilarious sometimes.
The tells
Hands issues, thumb and metal claw
Face issue, studio lighting on face, right eye is not eyeing.
Body issues, left leg is a weird tiny leg
Boot laces lack credibility
Fire in a tent
AI is bad at the details.
I've gotten so used to looking at the details that I didn't even notice the blatant fire-in-the-tent.
I read AI and I am focused exclusively on the hands. So much that at first I didn't even see the fire...
AI in the tent:
I hate how obsessed AI has made me with hands and feet. cause that used to be how you noticed AI pics (still is, to a degree, but they are sadly getting better at not creating abomination limbs), they always fucked up the hands and feet.
and now I find my eyes immediately drawn to hands and feet of any picture, even in real life, cause this stupid bullshit has trained my eyes to scan for weird digital hallucinatory biology.
and I can not begin to express in human language how much I hate it now that i've noticed it
To be fair, I'm not sure this is an unrealistic scenario of your average instagram influencer going out camping.
The finglonger!
"So that's what things would be like if I invented the finglonger..."
Apparently Ai can't do average or ugly people.
tricky but doable
prompt: lemmy.world average user,
this one could be my twin.
Fuck I was totally convinced until I saw her shoe laces
what about the metal rod extending from her right hand?
That's a genetic condition, racist
Nah that's normal, obviously
Just a shitty version of Wolverine
The fire IN the tent is hilarious
Best to keep the fire contained so you dont burn nature.
That's a cozy fire for sure.
It's funny how the generators arent getting better. They've plateaued pretty hard in terms of believability. Glance value? Convincing.
Under any level of scrutiny though this falls apart in at least a dozen ways.
Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent...but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!
At some point some artist is going to screw with all of us by taking a real photo with a campfire in a tent.
Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. π
You can tell it is fake because no human would tie up the tent door flaps using the little nylon fettuccine thingies they sew onto each side
her fingers are still funky but not terrible!
Wolverine somehow ended up in the model data and there you have it.