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[–] lauha@lemmy.one 241 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
  1. Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.

  2. Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.

  3. Job

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 94 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 48 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"But you are an English major"

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 weeks ago

"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was in fact the major form of communication!

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[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago

I cannot confirm nor deny my rank

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"

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[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 125 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wait is his chest censored

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

He's just not whole without the blue kielbasa.

...like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you've seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Something was clearly wrong with this picture.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No. Just rendered by a PS1

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Makes sense

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

It kinda looks like there was text someone removed

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Can't have those man nipples.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Biologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nice counter...

Now get off my lawn!

/s

[–] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're saying you got out of college ten years ago, and worked for exactly one company that entire time, and you can't say who it was or what you did because of an NDA?

Yes.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

You’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shouldn't his answer be "Yes. I signed an NDA."?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, no, I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Would you please be the boss of me now?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago

And you're not so big

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[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also, shouldn't they mention that in the resume?

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Even if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is really fucking terrible advice.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago

Not normally, that wouldn't make much sense. It's easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you're not allowed to talk about the work.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.

When asked your say: NAA...

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unless you're Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA....

I'll see myself out.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"

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