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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is for when your ex boyfriend has been stalking you and you go out to dinner and he's not stalking you this one time, but you can't enjoy yourself because he might be outside the window taking pictures of you and you don't know, and your fear is completely reasonable because he's pulled this shit before.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This seems very specific, hopefully you aren't speaking from experience.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm speaking from a slightly different experience than the one I describe

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't lose something I never had to start with

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Checkmate, enjoyment!

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can sue someone for literally anything, have you not seen Judge Judy?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm suing you for this comment.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

If it means we get to meet Judy I'm down

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m suing you for suing Assman.

And I’m suing Assman for not being a Boobsman.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Citation needed for both claims

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hi, I'm a lawyer and I have prepared the necessary citations:

„I’m suing you for suing Assman.

And I’m suing Assman for not being a Boobsman.“ - dependencyinjection, 2024.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, that convinced me. Hope nobody will sue me for anything

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you just inject dependencyinjection's dependency?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Objection, hearsay!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

What, you can?

Man I need to get a fucking lawyer right now!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Let's put myself right at the top of that list.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

"1 man sues entire planet"

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ass Claction?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If it were me, I would start with a significant majority of my grade school teachers.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Same. Teachers can get away with a lot.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd imagine you wouldn't sue someone just for this. It's probably like, if you were paralysed in an accident that someone else caused, you'd sue for damages, etc., as well as loss of enjoyment of life. But I'm not a law person, so maybe I'm wrong

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

law person

If only there were people trained in law who could function as our representatives in the legal system.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's just a type of injury. Injuries themselves don't give you a right to sue, you have to be injured by someone else doing something wrong.

Can I sue for blindness? Yes, if someone caused my blindness in a way that they'd be liable for. Same with other injuries like broken bones or lost employment or embarrassment or paralysis.

So if someone drives drunk and hits you with their car, paralyzing you and causing loss of enjoyment of life, you can sue them and would have to prove liability (they caused your injury in a way that causes them to have to pay for it) and damages (the amount of money they owe you based on how injured you are). Something like loss of enjoyment of life would be part of the second part of the analysis.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can I sue myself?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whenever I see something like this I'm conflicted. We shouldn't need to sue for things like this, it shouldn't ever be allowed to happen in the first place. Obviously do it if you can prove it, I have nothing wrong with the person suing, but it just shouldn't need to happen in the first place.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“We should tax things we don’t like” was a sentiment of Ralph Nader’s I liked.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's something nearly all professional economists would agree on as well. Its literally Econ 101. Generally speaking, if a government taxes something, there ends up being less of it. Taxes are a disincentive.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

What’s the United States’ problem. Not necessarily related to your answer.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

If my mother is even still alive I'm sure she's already wasted all the money from the divorce back in '98.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

there is a lot of people who just have issues that can be the source of unhappiness (depression) etc. that may not have been created by an outside source. This is massively problematic in that a person stops learning to cope and just hunting for people to hurt. the lines get mighty blurry between victim and monster.