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submitted 4 months ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Shouldn't the delivery be "bagels"?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Meh. It just works better spoken, versus in writing.

[–] Jafoo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm surprised they're not considered Bay City Roll-Gulls

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brak, is that you?!

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

hey ho hey

don't touch me

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

ʘ‿ʘ

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

And then the other gulls would eat them.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What do you call them when they fly over the garbage dump?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Same. Just because it’s full of trash doesn’t mean it’s no longer the sea.