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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I fucking hate Ross. He's the worst.

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But they were on a break!! distorted laugh track

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm imagining a horror movie where there is the laugh track but the laugh track gets creepier and creepier and the "jokes" gets more and more messed up as the show goes.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Would watch. Get to work.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Entirely valid. He’s a Zionist.

“These morally bankrupt Presidents of @Harvard, @uofpenn and @mit testify before congress. Incapable of answering even the most direct ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions,” Schwimmer wrote in a post he made on his Instagram account. “Watch them duck and smirk at the unbridled anti-Semitism and calls for genocide on their campuses.”

Apparently, I am now Hamas for making this comment. And my wife complained that I haven’t done anything today.

[–] jack@monero.town 2 points 2 months ago

That's not Ross, that's David Schwimmer

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The show went down the toilet when they got rid of the monkey.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Worst person, best character

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Could he be any more worse?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took me a little too long to get this. Maybe Ross was too distracting.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Same. But then the delay made the thing funnier when I landed on it.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He's a clown
That Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught...

Oh, why is everybody
always picking on me?