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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 112 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I'm trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

[–] glouriousgouda@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 months ago

Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it's the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, in my group it's always one guy and he is pretty small.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When it's coming towards you, it's grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it's coming towards someone else, this is not so.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It ain't downloadable. It's just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm joking, sorry for the confusion.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Apology accepted

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It says this site can't be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What's the IP?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

That happens often, don't worry. They have a section about that problem on their FAQ page: faq.zip

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imma sell a "smoke diverter" that's a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that's just made out of aluminum.

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more

[–] thonofpy@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

Ancient humans would understand this and I think that's cool.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your campfire is that smokey, and laying down that much, it isn't hot enough.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

And probably wet.

[–] PanoptiDon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how many people can relate, but this is a thing.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Smoke goes after thieves" is what we always say.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've heard about it going after who got laid most recently of the group

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Geez, that changes some of the boy scout camps!

[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Where I'm from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

White rabbit, white rabbit!

[–] Jano@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Savu seuraa lampaannussijaa.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I just heard it about generally getting laid, not specifically about sheep lol

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Håller med fullständigt

[–] Smallwater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 month ago

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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone has ever said otherwise.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Source? Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] rab@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago