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[-] dcat@lemmy.world 75 points 9 months ago

we have C#, where the hell is C♭?

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 58 points 9 months ago
[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 16 points 9 months ago

Something, something, just intonation something.

[-] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Something something A♭ minor

[-] dcat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

this deserves many more upvotes haha

[-] cod@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I prefer Ax

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago

Does it pronounce "C flat"? I'm not fluent in musical tongue.

[-] rolaulten@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

Yep c flat or b sharp. If the octave has a half step between notes (a full step is A to B, B to C, etc), then a sharp/flat is created. The octave dictates if we call it a sharp or flat, but from a mathematical perspective they are the same tone.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Lol but there is no c flat or b sharp. There’s no half step between them. Just like E and F.

That’s why those black keys on the piano have gaps between them.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Well, there is a C flat, it's just also called B. And vice versa for B sharp, that's just C. There is a half step between B and C, it's B to C. All the sharp or flat symbols do is signify you should play the half step up or down, respectively, from the decorated note.

The same is true between E and F. There's a bunch of complicated reasons that the black keys have gaps between them, ranging from the physics of sound, to Western music theory principles, to ergonomics. I'm by no means an expert on any of this, I just think it's interesting, and a fun topic to look stuff up about.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Right I’m not disagreeing with any of that.

But the person I’m replying to said there is a full step from B to C.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, I guess I was confused by your wording then. You said there's no C flat or B sharp, but there definitely are both of those things. You also said there's no half step between them, but B to C is a half step. I guess you meant there's no note between B and C that represents a half step up from B or a half step down from C, but it wasn't clear to me.

[-] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

B sharp is H right (please don't hate me) 😵‍💫

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Last time I fingered A minor I went to prison

[-] FederatedSaint@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I've done that too, but I didn't go to prison because I was a minor at the time too lol.

But that raises a good question...does an adult remembering their teenage sexual escapades fondly make them a pedophile?

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago

I thought it was neat when I saw that C# was just C++… ++.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 26 points 9 months ago

This is the first time I've seen it like this, and I've been using C# nearly daily for over 10 years!

[-] malean@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

c matrix and c tesseract can be cool names

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I feel like we missed C Squared and C Cube, which would have been a cool name. (And probably also would have sucked.)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 9 months ago
[-] AeroLemming@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago
[-] anosym@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

That would be the next one

[-] writeblankspace@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I prefer waffles

[-] aracebo@unilem.org 19 points 9 months ago

Does C# get used outside of Microsoft.Net stuff? I never liked the idea of being locked into something proprietary

[-] brakenium@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

You can definitely write C# code based on all open source things. Microsoft open sourced C# and it is used on Linux too

[-] fred@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Yep. Cross platform Unity game engine also. No fences keeping C# in Microsoft land these days

[-] aracebo@unilem.org 4 points 9 months ago

This is good to hear! Thanks for the clarification!

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Scripting in the unity game engine is done in c#

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don't have deterministic outcomes. You write a "Hello, World!" program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell's payroll department. Shit's crazy.

[-] nothendev@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 months ago
[-] lynx@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago
[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

powerwolf intensifies

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I love this template

[-] computergeek125@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

C Hypercube..... C Hyper.... Hyper C..... wait is this where HolyC fits in? (/s)

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